Reverse clapping is fun!

i just ate a tasty pastry,
A gigantic fritter of sorts.
It was as big as my head....
larger than life.

It went down smoothly
But now it's puttin up a fight.

I'm in pastry denial
Gonna feel sick for awhile...
I should take cake treats more seriously!
It's pastry denial, can't you see!!

Need a fritter?
Take a fritter...
Eat a fritter,
pull the trigger.

Taste its goodness,
let it slide.
makes you happy to
put that fritter inside.

Thanks to Jon...
A professional auctioneer here
at the auction,
for the tastiest fritter this side of Isanti!
The thing was bigger than a
rhinoceroses ball sack.
you know what I mean.

Bishop....out! ( on that note )