Brian is a poet...and he already knows it!

Skeeter Peter volume 1 by Brian Johnson

There once was a skeeter
Not so much on my peter
Sean came to the aid of a man in need
Got so excited I nearly pee’d
Floating effortlessly on the water
Fishing now becomes an easy slaughter
Toting little tot’s around at 50 miles per hour
Only a four stroke Yammy 150 has the power
Somehow I got the wife to cave
Imagining how it must carve a wave


Skeeter Peter volume 2 by Sean "bishop" Pease

i can't wait to fish in the skeeter.
can't imagine anything sweeter...
except maybe chocolate mouse pie.
or a dagwood sandwich on rye.

now back to the story at hand...
the skeeter came exactly as planned.
its an envious rig at best,
it will put all other bass boats to the test.

soon one day we will be a fishing.
the cold waters of may will be glistening.
the bass will be biting our worms
and our fishing greatness will be re-affirmed!

So, I'm glad to be of assistance
and to your wife, I'm glad you were persistent
i think she will love the new purchase
and if not...i have one thing to say!

If theres a skeeter on your peter...
Whack it off!
If theres a skeeter on your peter...
Whack it off!
If theres another on your brother,
or a dozen on your cousin....
and a skeeter on your peter....
WHACK IT OFF!

sing it together now!!!!


Bishop...loving life and the skeeter.

Good show Brian...!