Dang-it Bishop

I sail this ship, yo!

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

I just feel the need to share!

Some of my favorite things come in 'ingestible' for me

Food and beverages are a love of mine to say

the least.

Maybe that's why I love being an endurance

athlete...I can eat way more than most

and not gain a thing.

Anyway,

this is not about that.


Caribou Coffee...

just saying that makes me

want to go there and have a taste...

the NEW Vanilla White Chocolate Mocha!

It's a nation phenom

in my mind!

When I order one I can already taste it

on my lips.

hot and sultry,

music to my taste-buds.

Funniest thing is this...

when the Caribou employee

hands me my cup of "foo-foo" coffee,

all i want to do is pour the

whole cup of espresso goodness

right down the front of my pants.

Somehow, in my mind,

I feel like I may enjoy that much more!





Dairy Queen anyone?

many have tried to mimic,

few have even come close to succeeding!

Ever enjoyed a blizzard of sorts?

how about this one....

Georgia Mud Fudge.

ingredients:


Real chocolate cocoa

Vanilla Ice milk

brownie chunks and

pecans.

now I like to change it up a bit...

It think pecans taste moderately like

a small amount of vomit in your mouth.

and that's never good.

Anyway,

i take out the pecans (have them never add them actually)

and substitute that with heath bar pieces!

ingenious at best.

riveting, glorious,

wonderful chocolaty flavor bursting with

candy bar goodness with every

bite!

Another thing I feel the need

to dump right down the fron t of my

pantalonies!!!

I can't even get over it....

the simple thought of eating this concoction

brings me to my knees.

think I may enjoy one this eve.





So, if you ever have the urge to pour good things

right down your pants.

Maybe over your head,

or splash it right in your own face.

Whatever it is....just think first,

maybe, but maybe not.






For me, the best compliment i could

give to someone I really enjoy

would be to call them a:

"ever-loving vanilla white chocolate mocha....

georgia mud fudge no pecan, sub heath bar pieces...

right down the front of my pants"


example)


Friend: That dress looks really good on you!!


Me: Thanks you ever-loving vanilla white chocolate mocha

georgia mud fudge, no pecans sub heath bar pieces right down the front

of my pants kind of friend...

I really think your great!

Thanks for the inspiration IZ!



Bishop out....for good reason I'm sure!

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